EVANDALIZE Is Live. Draw on a Dictator. Prove You're Free.
EVANDALIZE is live. Go to the homepage and try it right now. Pick a dictator. Draw on their face. Get a clearance code. That's the whole product.
We are not going to bury the lead here. This is a verification system that works by making you commit an act that would be illegal in an authoritarian state. If you can scribble on Kim Jong Un's portrait without fear, congratulations, you probably don't work for the North Korean government. That's the security model. It sounds like a joke because it is one. It also happens to work.
Why This Exists
Every CAPTCHA on the internet asks the same question: are you a robot? Nobody asks the better question: are you a state-sponsored hacker sitting in a government facility with cameras recording your screen?
Traditional CAPTCHAs are useless against human operatives. Lazarus Group, APT28, APT41. Real people, real keyboards, real security clearances. They click traffic lights just fine. They solve puzzles in seconds. The entire CAPTCHA industry is optimized for a threat model that stopped being the primary risk years ago.
EVANDALIZE doesn't detect bots. It creates a jurisdictional barrier that scales with how authoritarian your operating environment is. Trivial for someone in a free country. Career-ending for someone in a monitored government facility where defacing the Supreme Leader's portrait is a prosecutable offense.
What You Get
A free API. A drop-in widget. Server-side verification. The whole integration takes about ten minutes. Read the getting started guide or go straight to the API docs if you know what you're doing.
The free tier covers 100 verifications per hour. If you need more, the paid tiers are intentionally cheap because this is a meme product that also happens to be real security infrastructure, and we priced it accordingly.
What This Is Not
This is not a replacement for your firewall. This is not military-grade security. This is not going to stop every threat actor on earth. If someone tells you any single product can do that, they are lying to you and you should check if they're also selling extended car warranties.
What EVANDALIZE does is add a friction layer that no other system even attempts. A compliance cost that exists because authoritarian governments built the surveillance infrastructure that makes it work. We didn't create lese-majeste laws. We just found a use for them.
Try It
Go to evandalize.com. Pick your dictator. Draw something. Share the result if you want. Then go to the dashboard, grab an API key, and put it on your site. Your users will thank you, mostly because drawing on dictators is genuinely more fun than clicking fire hydrants.
We built this because the internet deserves a verification system that is both useful and funny. We think we nailed it. If you disagree, that's fine. Go click some more traffic lights for Google. We'll be here, drawing mustaches on authoritarians and calling it security research.