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Why CAPTCHAs Are Broken and Everyone Knows It

You've been clicking fire hydrants for Google's self-driving cars. For free. While bots waltz right past. Let's talk about it.

The Science Behind Adversarial Verification (It's Funny and It's Real)

We exploit the fact that authoritarian regimes will literally imprison people for doodling on the wrong photograph. It's called science.

The EVANDALIZE API Is Free and You Can Have It Right Now

Drop a widget on your site. Users draw on dictators. You get verified clearance codes. Ten minutes to integrate. Zero dollars.

North Korea's Lazarus Group Hates This One Weird Trick

The DPRK's most prolific hacking group has stolen billions in crypto. Their one weakness? They can't draw a mustache on their own Supreme Leader.

We Ranked Every Dictator by How Fun They Are to Draw On

Kim Jong Un's face is S tier canvas real estate. Putin's forehead is underrated. Xi's expression is weirdly hard to improve. Our definitive tier list.

Your CAPTCHA Sucks: A Manifesto

I have clicked my last fire hydrant. I have identified my last crosswalk. I am done training Google's AI for free. This is my manifesto.